What is the best song ever made?

BM: The Mountain Goats's "No Children."

HW: "Baba O'Reilly," by The Who.

Who is the greatest living musician?

BM: Flea.

HW: Billy Joel.

What was the first album you ever bought?

BM: I can't remember if it was Metallica's Reload or Third Eye Blind's self-titled album. Either way, a bad-ass decision.

HW: Will Smith's Big Willie Style.

What is the best concert you've ever seen?

BM: My mom brought me to a Neil Diamond concert when I was ten, and 40-year-old women were throwing their panties onstage. That was my first concert and it's all be downhill since.

HW: I actually have a distaste for live music.

If you were the dictator of a country, what would be your national anthem?

BM & HW: We'd pay Tauwan Patterson a small fortune to do a soulful version of Europe's "Final Countdown."

If you were on stage with a mic in front of thousands of screaming fans, what would you say?

HW: I'd probably juggle seven balls.

What song pumps you up?

BM: Piebald's "Watch Her Flow."

HW: Atom and His Package's "I''m Downright Amazed at What I Can Destroy With Just a Hammer."

What song brings you down?

BM: Anything Hip-Hop.

HW: Anything Emo.

Mortimer and Work can be heard on "Columbian Algorhythms," 10:00 p.m. to 11:30 p.m. on Tuesday evenings on WBOR 91.1 FM.