What is the best song ever made?
BM: The Mountain Goats's "No Children."
HW: "Baba O'Reilly," by The Who.
Who is the greatest living musician?
HW: Billy Joel.
What was the first album you ever bought?
BM: I can't remember if it was Metallica's Reload or Third Eye Blind's self-titled album. Either way, a bad-ass decision.
HW: Will Smith's Big Willie Style.
What is the best concert you've ever seen?
BM: My mom brought me to a Neil Diamond concert when I was ten, and 40-year-old women were throwing their panties onstage. That was my first concert and it's all be downhill since.
HW: I actually have a distaste for live music.
If you were the dictator of a country, what would be your national anthem?
BM & HW: We'd pay Tauwan Patterson a small fortune to do a soulful version of Europe's "Final Countdown."
If you were on stage with a mic in front of thousands of screaming fans, what would you say?
HW: I'd probably juggle seven balls.
What song pumps you up?
BM: Piebald's "Watch Her Flow."
HW: Atom and His Package's "I''m Downright Amazed at What I Can Destroy With Just a Hammer."
What song brings you down?
BM: Anything Hip-Hop.
HW: Anything Emo.
Mortimer and Work can be heard on "Columbian Algorhythms," 10:00 p.m. to 11:30 p.m. on Tuesday evenings on WBOR 91.1 FM.