What is the best song ever made?

JPB: "It Puts The Lotion On It's Skin" by the Greenskeepers.

JW: Currently, "Into the Night" by the Music, "Nothing Gives Me Pleasure" by

Josh Rouse, and "Dakota" by Stereophonics.

Who is the greatest living musician?

JPB: Warren Zevon, once we have the technology.

JW: Another tie: David Gilmour of Pink Floyd and Luther Dickinson of the North Mississippi All-Stars.

What was the first album you ever bought?

JPB: Big Lizard in My Backyard, by the Dead Milkmen

JW: Stormfront by Billy Joel.

What's the best concert you've ever seen?

JPB: I snuck into a Boston concert once. Or was it Chicago?

JW: I think it was Neil Young and Crazy Horse, I read about it in a magazine. But seriously though, that show changed my life.

If you ruled a country, what would be its national anthem?

JPB: "Colonel Bogey's March, from the River Kwai."

JW: Probably the sound of a toilet flushing, my government would be based a lot around that...

If you were standing on stage in front of thousands of screaming fans, what would you say?

JPB: "I wonder why that man shot me."

JW: Well I'd do my best to keep it short, but since I'm such a Chatty Kathy I'd probably just gab on all day long about shellfish or something.

Brown and Wyne's show, "Open Up the Oven and Get Out the Cas Ubiq," can be heard on Thursdays from 12:00-1:00 a.m. on 91.1 FM WBOR.