Frustrated with the tendency for their staplers to break and disappear, circulation desk staffers at Hawthorne-Longfellow Library have taken to naming each one and have erected a memorial sign to the fallen. “Sometimes you have students that try to staple 200 pages at once and the poor staplers can’t handle it,” said circulation staff member Chris Gravallese ’14. “We have a list of the ones that have served.” As soon as the library has to replace a stapler, anyone on staff can name the new one. Previous staplers, commemmorated on a paper “Roll of Honor” have borne literary monikers ranging from Harold James Potter to Babar.

Taking advantage of the cold weather and abundant lawn space, members of Reed House began constructing an ice skating rink in the house’s backyard last weekend. Bernard Clevens ’15 of Cocoa Beach, Fla. and Christa Villari ’15 of Wayland, Mass., both 20, married under a Walmart-bought arbor in the lobby of Baxter House on Sunday evening. Many well-wishers looked on, including a full wedding party of House residents. Students living in Baxter celebrate the mock ceremony annually. The roles are chosen by House members.