Over the course of my nearly three years at Bowdoin, I have become used to many things about life in the United States. Midway through my junior year, I’m pleased to report that I have a basic understanding of temperatures in Fahrenheit (although I admit I still prefer Celsius by far). I am no longer baffled by heights in feet and inches, nor are pounds and ounces as mystifying as they used to be. But while my understanding of the various systems of measurement has increased, there are still aspects of American life that confuse me and will continue to do so. As you may have read in my columns over the years, these are questions as far ranging as the dearth of decent public transportation, the widespread (and continued) use of the death penalty, the preposterously high drinking age—not to mention the continued existence of my nemesis, the penny. 

I have the good fortune to write for an apolitical newspaper, which allows me considerable leeway when it comes to choosing topics for my columns. The same is essentially true for columnists who write for major newspapers like the New York Times. But you don’t read the Times or USA Today for the opinion section. You do so for the quality of the reporting. If only the same could be said of television news. It is a tragedy that in America today there is no major news channel that actually broadcasts news. 

The four biggest news channels are, according to variety.com, CNN, MSNBC, Fox News and HLN (a network affiliated with  CNN). Of these, Fox News and MSNBC are the least concerned with broadcasting objective news. Instead, both channels—which cater to conservative and liberal audiences, respectively—are populated by talking heads who use news stories for the sole purpose of making political comments. Fox News obsesses over being outraged about anything that President Obama does. The MSNBC modus operandi seems to be based around being outraged about almost anything the Republican Party does. This is not to say that their outrage is misplaced. Every person is undoubtedly entitled to his or her own political views. But it is certainly a stretch to characterise either MSNBC or Fox News as “news” channels. A news organization should be as apolitical as possible and should report the news objectively. 

The reason that newspapers have an opinion section is to provide readers with an area where they can expect to read opinionated pieces and feel that that the rest of the newspaper is only interested in providing the facts. MSNBC and Fox News, by contrast, are dominated by opinion and nothing else. And the other two big channels are little better. HLN (an initialism for “Headline News”) is dominated by tabloid-esque journalism and is the preferred stalking ground for the likes of Nancy Grace, a controversial (as well as loud) legal commentator. Ah—but you say—what of CNN? It is true that of the big four “news” networks, in my opinion, CNN is the least politically involved of them all. CNN is, after all, the network that’s first on the ground whenever a disaster or terrible cataclysm takes place. But even the venerable cable news giant finds itself being taken in by the sensationalism of the day. Many hours are spent with cameras pointed to the entrances of courthouses, as journalists chatter about what may or may not be happening within, occasionally shutting up to allow a press conference to happen, before they resume their inane conversation. 

All these networks are also disappointing when it comes to their coverage of events that take place outside the confines of the United States. America is a big country and so a lot of newsworthy moments happen here every day. That fact alone should not prevent at least some coverage of the key moments from across the globe.  

Maybe it’s just me, but I find the absence of any decent news network to be very disheartening. You do have other options in RussiaToday (although that station is essentially a propaganda arm of the Russian government), Al-Jazeera America, BBC World and France24, to name a few. But not all cable providers give you access to these foreign viewpoints and, besides, it is rather strange to rely upon a foreign news service to be informed about what’s going on in your own country. Ideally—both for the sake of the viewing public and for the cause of television journalists across America—the establishment of a respectable, fair and objective channel devoted to reporting the news would considerably improve the media landscape. It would be devoted to American issues, certainly, but it would not ignore the fact that there is a wider world out there. It would not shy away from discussing politics, but would have politics not be the focus of its broadcasts. 

Whether or not the American public wants this kind of channel is a different question entirely. Alas, the reason that MSNBC, Fox News, HLN and CNN do so well in comparison to their foreign counterparts is that they are pandering to what the viewers want to see. Before my ideal can even be implemented, there needs to be a shift in viewing habits and that, my friends, starts with you. 

Correction, January 31: HCN is an initialism, not an acronym.