To the Editors:
"Why," Neil Hamburger used to joke, "does Britney Spears sell so many millions of albums?" Answer: "Because the public is horny and depressed."
I call attention to three items in last week's Orient: Boucher and Forbringer's suggestion that men sculpt their pubis. Paige-Jeffers's jaded query about "the practicalities of anal sex." And Maybanks's, "Counseling Center faces unprecedented student demand." Get a grip on yourselves, Bowdoin.
Sincerely,
Miles Pope '09