Top five desert island albums?
JW: The islands I frequent require six albums to say the least.
The Black Crowes: "The Southern Harmony and Musical Companion."
Blind Melon: "Blind Melon."
The Electric Six: "Señor Smoke."
Pearl Jam: "Ten."
John Frusciante: "Shadows Collide With People."
Jeff Buckley: "Grace."
JB: In that situation I'd probably divide my time between gathering supplies and basic survival.
Theme song on a Monday morning?
JW: "Pont Mirabeau" by The Pogues.
JB: Groans, rasping coughs.
Soundtrack on a Saturday night?
JW: "Boy or Girl" by The Electric Six.
JB: Weeping, some regret.
What's the first album you ever bought?
JW: The Bee Gees: "The Bee Gees Greatest Hits."
JB: My uncle's EP "William Skaspear," because my mom made me.
What's your guilty music pleasure?
JW: The Richard Hall and Stephen Cunningham Symphony Orchestra?
JB: Rubbing steel wool on the New Release CDs before people get to hear them.
What's the best live show you've ever seen?
JW: Black Crowes New Year's Eve 2006. I was in the company of stooges, and we won a great victory for all mankind.
JB: It was a magician, about six years ago.
If you were the dictator of a small country, what would your national anthem be?
JW: If I ruled Mongolia with an iron fist: "Scenic World (version)" by Beirut.
JB: I would probably be promptly assassinated before I accomplished anything.
If you were going into battle, what song would be blasting on your iPod?
JW: "Spoonman," by Soundgarden or Zach Tcheyan's most recent orchestration project?
JB: This question is fundamentally flawed, I don't own an iPod.
Artist/band you banked on making it big and then they broke up:
JW: The Day Jobs, they're still together, but are too dangerous to last.
JB: Please stop asking me questions.
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