What a menu. Rarely before visiting Pai Men Miyake had a laminated sheet of white paper attracted my gaze so magnetically, but there I sat, devouring the list items with my eyes. While the boldfaced names and reasonable prices of Pai Men Miyake’s offerings had initially drawn me in, the breakdown of imaginative ingredients under each heading enticed me even further. 
The spirit of experimentation is alive and well in chef Masa Miyake’s kitchen, but the menu steers clear of anything that could be called fusion. Instead, the restaurant’s wide variety of offerings communicates a strong sense of place: the culinary landscape of modern Japan.

When it comes to comfort food, the conversation too often seems to focus on familiarity: a taste of home, a fast food flashback, or almost any dish that would transport Guy Fieri to “flavortown.” Ramen, however, rarely gets the comfort-food respect it deserves. Though many Americans may understand an abstract concept of authentic Japanese ramen that doesn’t include MSG packets and microwave instructions, the cheap version unfortunately dominates the collective consciousness on campus.

Over the past decade, real ramen has arrived stateside and developed a huge following in many American cities, and nearby Portland is no exception. Less than two weeks after my return to Maine from New York City—the American ramen oasis I call home—a Friday night craving drove me to the front door of Pai Men Miyake with four hungry friends (Oriana Farnham ’15, Margaret Lindeman ’15, Emily Tucker ’15 and Callie Ferguson ’15) in tow. Callie came to Pai Men Miyake with a hidden agenda (an insatiable thirst and an upcoming Orient column, page eight ).

After the waitress arrived at our long-awaited four-top table to take in Callie’s short sermon on hopped beverages, ever-astute Margaret invoked the magic words: “Ben, you should just to order for all of us.” After a moment of feigned uncertainty, I readily rattled off some appetizers and my curated ramen choices, which I tailored to suit the respective Myers-Briggs profiles and dietary restrictions of my dining companions.
“Oriana will have the kimchi beef ramen, Callie should get the miso, and how about the veggie-based broths for Margaret and Emily,” I proclaimed as their beers arrived. 

The waitress seemed unsettled—either by my personalized ordering style or my domineering representation of the patriarchy—but I just smiled and took a rejuvenating sip of my yuzu lemonade.
Though all the appetizers arrived together after a very short wait, I suspected that one would disappear long before the others. The crispy brussels sprouts are Pai Men’s most popular starter for a reason; with a punchy fish sauce vinaigrette base and aromatic cameos from cilantro and mint, every crunchy leaf is a beautiful battle between flavor and texture. Even beer-fixated Callie stopped sipping and piped in, describing the sprouts as “downright silly…like in a good way.” This dish is a successful experiment to say the least, and seems like the groundbreaking solution to convert sprouts naysayers for good.

Among the other appetizers were two hearty savories to whet even the most ravenous omnivore’s palate. The hamayaki, which centers on a sizeable mix of broiled scallop and crab, stuffs an overwhelming amount of flavor into a scallop shell by combining the sweetness of eel sauce and Japanese kewpie mayo with truffle oil and sticky rice. The result is a rich, if heavy, way to start a meal.

The relatively straightforward pork buns, however, are not to be missed. The perfectly simple mix of tender pork belly, pepper relish, and a dab of subtly spicy gojuchang (chili) mayo on two pillowy steamed buns made for some truly transcendent bites. Everyone at the table wanted a taste, but after returning from my porky plane of existence, I noticed Oriana’s quiet dismay at the disappearance of bun number two. Let this be a lesson to you all; more pork buns make everyone happy.

The noodle soup feast that followed was, of course, the main event and euphoric fulfillment of my craving quest. Though I opted to venture into advanced ramen territory with my choice of a low-broth mazemen—complete with delicate sliced scallop, powerful miso dashi, creamy corn puree, XO sauce, and salty orbs of roe—the brothy options I had selected for my fellow diners were all the more solid as comfort food with a creative spin.

Reaching across the table, while no doubt an affront to every rule Karen Mills had taught my sophisticated senior companions, was a necessary evil for my purposes. The spicy, beefy broth chosen for Oriana was best when it came to solid ingredients, most notably the crunchy kimchi and tender beef that could be pulled apart with chopsticks. Callie’s miso ramen was, as I had expected, a more classic powerhouse of flavor that combined every broth style under the rising sun, topping it all off with the requisite soy sauce egg, scallions and nori.

Before passing judgment on the tsukimi udon soup, I asked Emily (the self-proclaimed “veg-human” on call) her thoughts. 

“I love that they’re playing Contra, it’s my favorite Vampire Weekend album,” she replied.
Anyway, the tsukimi udon spoke for itself with deep shiitake mushroom flavor and bright pickled accents, though the udon noodles were a bit unwieldy with slippery chopsticks. Margaret nodded in agreement, further securing her role as the most cooperative dining companion in the game.

The experience at Pai Men Miyake delivers on so many levels, but most importantly the establishment stays true to its unique identity as a Japanese pub in Portland, Maine. No matter what you enjoy, Pai Men Miyake always has an authentic flavor, a delicious experiment, or an unexpected pairing that will surely leave a lasting impression.