advice for snow days
collective sigh of relief escaped the mouths of Bowdoin students
on Tuesday when we were informed that classes would not be canceled.
Whew! A resounding victory for the forces of knowledge!
no match for our smarts
the winter semester well underway, the hallowed halls of Bowdoin
once again echo with the sounds of fervent intellectual debate or,
perhaps more pronounced, the endless hacking and coughing of sick
students. Every year around this time, the campus is transformed
into a viral cesspool where only the most rugged, or obsessively
hygienic escape the wrath of the evil germs.