Common Hour
(12:30 p.m.)
Dora Mills, MD, MPH, '89, Director, Maine Bureau of Health, will be delivering this week's Friday address about "Health Issues at the Dawn of the 21st Century." She would definitely know all about that, what with all the letters and stuff that follow her name.

Morrell Lounge, Smith Union.

Exhibit Opening
(5 - 8 p.m.)
The Casco Bay Weekly has a cool picture of a guy with a building on his head. Trust me, it looks really cool. Wait, What am I saying! Go and see it for yourself. For info (like better directions than the sketchy adress I give) call 252-7258.

Radiant Light Gallery, Portland.

Campus Wide
(10:00 p.m.)
It seems like all the social houses are getting off of social probation these days. Come help Helmreich celebrate with a party. They promise their floor won't collapse.

Helmreich House.

Ergfest (4:00 p.m.)
If you are bored on Friday afternoon, boy do I have something for you. Tyler is erging in the squash courts for a while, and being the gregarious, outgoing person he is, he wants some company. So please go and hang out with him.

Squash Courts, Smith Union.

Performance (7:30 p.m.)
The Steve Grover Trio will be performing jazz music this weekend. The last jazz concert they had here was really good, so I expect big things from Steve Grover and his mates. So should you.

Gibson Hall, Room 101.

Big Party (9:00 p.m.)
Ok, I suppose everyone saw the Duck/Gorilla fight in Thorne last night. No, it wasn't real. It was merely designed to create publicity for Up 'Til Dawn, a big charity event whose proceeds will be donated to St. Jude's Children's Hospital. Come out and support a good cause.

Morrell Lounge, Smith Union.

Chicago
(3:00 p.m. & 8:00 p.m.)
No, the Windy City isn't coming to Portland, but the musical is. If you really like to watch murderesses on stage, go see this show. Tickets are $35-$50. To get some, call 842-0800.

Merill Auditorium, Portland.

Information Session
(7:00 p.m.)
If you are interested in ICF consulting, then chances are that you already know about this. If you aren't, then chances are that you don't care anyway. But for those of you who have never heard of ICF consulting, this is for you.

CPC, Moulton Union.

Dance USM! (5:00 p.m.)
If you are like me, and you want to see people from another school showcasing really cool dance movies, then you will be at USM this Sunday. Tickets are $5 for students To get more info, call 780-5151.

Russell Hall, USM-Gorham Campus.

Shuttle (1 p.m. - 3 p.m.)
I know that most people's idea of a good time isn't taking a shuttle, but this one goes to the Coastal Studies Center. I have never been, but I hear the CSC (as the more science-oriented types call it) is beautiful these days. Plus, it gets you back to campus by 4:30, just in time to stop by the chapel for Mass.

Departs from Smith Union.

Birthday (all day)
Leah McConaughey is 22 today! She likes to do things with bugs, so if you want to make her happy, give her that beetle you have been saving for a rainy day. Or am I the only one who does that?

Wherever Leah is.

Catholic Mass
(4:30 p.m.)
I know you are all kicking yourselves for not going to Mass last weekend, since you had a chance to see a real live monk. Well, if you go this weekend, he might show up again. It's worth a shot.

Bowdoin Chapel.

Noted Choreographer Deborah Ray will be kicking off her week as choreographer-in-residence (I didn't even know we had one of those) with a lecture titled "Woof woof woof woof woof / woof Woof woof woof." I think the title tells you all you need to know.

Wish Theater, Memorial Hall.

Meeting (7:30 p.m.)
Did anyone go to the Campus Activities Board meeting last week? Ok, neither did I, but I still want to see if they really do give out candy. I don't really care who comes to campus to entertain me, just so long as I have some candy to eat.

Main Lounge, Moulton Union.

Movie (6:30 p.m.)
Those German people are really into movies! It seems like every week there are 10 or 12 movies shown in German. Ok, maybe not that many, but still a lot. This one is called "The Captain of Kopenick." Like all German movies, it promises to entertain.

Smith Auditorium, Sills Hall.

Luncheon (12:00 p.m.)
I have always thought that the word 'luncheon' sounds much more formal and dignified than just the word 'lunch.' Who the coordinators are and why they need to sound so dignified I have no idea.

Room 1, Thorne Dining Hall.

Student Forum
(7:30 p.m.)
The Student Government is sponsoring a forum on the House System. There will be a discussion of several aspects of the house system, such as what's working, what needs improvement, and any new ideas that anyone might have.

Lancaster Lounge, Moulton Union.

Seminar (3:30 p.m.)
The Religion Department is sponsoring this seminar on Jung. I can't really say what they will talk about, but I am certain that they will say Jung a lot, which automatically makes it a guaranteed fun time.

Beam Classroom, VAC.

More Movies! (6:00 p.m.)
These movies aren't German, but you can't always get what you want. You'll just have to settle for Sergeant York, Queen Christina, and Morocco. I don't know if there is a unifying theme to those movies. I guess you'll just have to go and find out.

Smith Auditorium, Sills Hall.

Lecture (4:00 p.m.)
Interestingly, I saw nothing about this event anywhere at Bowdoin; I only found out about it through extensive perusal of the MaineToday.com calendar. In any case, Dr. Walter Christie will delivering a lecture titled "The Romantic Impulse, the Frankenstein Syndrome and the Future of Psychiatry."

VAC.

Yoga (12:10 p.m.)
I read in a book once about how a guy acquired X-ray vision by studying with a yogi. I can only assume that yoga the activity and yoga the title are related. It would just be weird otherwise.

Lancaster Lounge, Moulton Union.

Blood Drive (3:00 p.m.)
Giving blood isn't really that pleasant, so what I like to do when giving blood is pretend I am in the Middle Ages, and they are bleeding me because I am too hot-headed. That always makes the time pass easier.

Sargent Gymnasium.

Meeting (6:15 p.m.)
The College Republicans are meeting, probably to craft schemes to stop the worker's revolution, which must proceed at all costs. And let me just say that just as there should be no private property, there should be no private dining rooms.

N. Private Dining Room, Moulton Union.

Film Showing (7:00 p.m.)
It isn't exactly clear what movie is being shown, or even what a possible theme of the movie is. So, if you are the risk-taking sort, this is for you.

Beam Classroom, VAC.

Lecture (7:00 p.m.)
Rick Wilcox will talk about a Himalayan expedition, and his lecture is titled "High in the Cold, Thin Air of Cho Oyu." Brrrrrr. Sounds chilly. For more info call 725-3346.

Kresge Auditorium, VAC.

Talk (7:30 p.m.)
Ok, I know, a talk is the same thing as a lecture, but I am trying to diversify. Anyway, this one is about ballet, and will be given by Laura Young, principal of the Boston Ballet School. For info call 725-3375.

Smith Auditorium, Sills Hall.

Reception & Dinner
(5:30 p.m.)
The Chamber of Commerce is having a reception, and then a dinner. Unless you have a reservation, you can't get in, but you can always stand outside and look at all the rich capitalists and dream of a more equal society.

1st Floor, Moulton Union.