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On the road, Meddies head south to serenade crowds
While many Bowdoin students hit the beaches this Spring Break, the Meddiebempsters embarked on a trip of a different sort. Equipped with their recognizable blue blazers and well-known sense of humor, the Meddies, Bowdoin's oldest a cappella group, toured southern states and performed everywhere from college campuses to the Bowdoin Club in Washington D.C. The tour was documented by Christopher Li '11, who created and maintained the Meddies' travel blog throughout the trip. Complete with pictures, sound clips and set lists, the blog was a way for the group to connect with friends, fans, and family while on the road.
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Men's lacrosse starts season on hot streak
The men's lacrosse team will look to continue its blistering start to the season this weekend on the road at Connecticut College on Saturday. The Polar Bears (5-1, 3-0 NESCAC) are currently ranked 13th in the latest national poll and look poised for a great season. The Camels should provide a tough test for Bowdoin on Saturday. Though just 3-4, and 0-3 in the NESCAC, the team recently dismantled Babson 22-5 and may be on the upswing. "It's going to be a big game," said head coach Tom McCabe. "They may be 0-3 in the league, but every game has been decided by only one or two goals. It is a tough place to play—we'll have to shoot the ball well and play great defense."
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Study abroad imbalance to crowd housing
Due to an imbalance in Off-Campus Study (OCS) applications, the College is preparing to accommodate an unusually high number of students on campus next fall. According to Associate Director of Housing Operations Lisa Rendall, 25 Brunswick Apartment doubles will become triples, two Stowe Inn quads will become quints, three Howard quads will become quints, and all 11 Stowe Hall quads will become quints.
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Food pantry sees increased demand in deteriorating economic climate
The early-morning lines that form outside of the the Mid Coast Hunger Prevention Program's (MCHPP) food pantry in Brunswick an hour and a half before it opens are longer than ever. When the doors open, the clients (as the food pantry staff respectfully refer to the patrons) file in and wait for a consultation that determines whether or not they are eligible for the free provisions. The clients are split between heads of families and individuals, but many are unemployed or have recently been laid off. The food pantry almost always accepts everyone, and rarely are clients turned away because their income is too high.
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Editorial Free speech
On Wednesday afternoon, posters popped up around campus with the Greek letters Phi Chi—the name of a former Bowdoin fraternity as well as the title of a traditional Bowdoin fight song now sung by the Meddiebempsters. The posters, which were hung to advertise tonight's a cappella concert, have since been removed, at the request of Student Activities and Residential Life, for the usage of Greek letters.
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Sex Matters Celebrating the common denominator of womankind
As many of you I hope know, March is Women's History Month. It is the month when we remember women from all walks of life who have contributed to most every aspect of human existence. It is a month designed to spark solidarity between women in recognizing that, though there has been much progress in terms of women's rights, we still have some way to go. In honor of Women's History Month, I am dedicating this week's sex article to the fascinating anatomy associated with the "fairer sex." This is because, in reading about all those kick-ass women who excelled in their fields and challenged society and the status quo, I am inspired by the fact that I too have a vagina. Even if I never accomplish anything noteworthy with my life, I'll be able to hang onto the fact that I have one thing in common with Marie Curie and Michelle Obama.
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Author Jonathan Safran Foer to "illuminate" Pickard on Tuesday
Pickard Auditorium will be the floor for young New York Times best-selling novelist Jonathan Safran Foer on Tuesday. Foer is the author of several short stories and two novels, "Everything is Illuminated" and "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close." He has been hailed as one of the most controversial and influential authors of the decade. With the success of "Everything is Illuminated" in 2002, Foer rose to the top of the best-seller lists. The novel won numerous awards including the Guardian First Book Prize, the National Jewish Book Award, and the New York Public Library Young Lions Prize.
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Imagining Bowdoin A new social contract for the suburbs
What is the one thing our environmentalism, romance with urban rap music, and emphasis on study abroad hold in common? I think it is a disdain for suburban life. I can count on one hand the students I've met here favorably inclined towards these post-war dwelling spaces, yet more than half the students at Bowdoin call one of them "home." What gives?
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today
Pitching leads softball to early season success
It was a deep fly ball to centerfield that seemed to turn the momentum in favor of the Bowdoin softball team for the remainder of its spring trip in sunny Florida. Things were starting to look grim for the Polar Bears after losing three of their first four games on the trip. Their bats had stayed quiet and the competition had proved to be formidable. However, in their fifth game, in the bottom of the third inning with a 0-0 score against a tough SUNY New Paltz team, first year Hillary Smyth made a play on that fly ball to deep center that gave the Polar Bears some needed hope.
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Sean Kingston, Santigold plan to headline Ivies
While not officially confirmed by Bowdoin's Campus Activities Board (CAB), online concert schedules suggest that Sean Kingston and Santigold are slated as headliner acts for Bowdoin's Ivies Weekend, with Saturday, April 25 performances listed for both on campus.
News
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today
Study abroad imbalance to crowd housing
OCS Office reverses decision, allows students to study away during their preferred semester
Due to an imbalance in Off-Campus Study (OCS) applications, the College is preparing to accommodate an unusually high number of students on campus next fall. According to Associate Director of Housing Operations Lisa Rendall, 25 Brunswick Apartment doubles will become triples, two Stowe Inn quads will become quints, three Howard quads will become quints, and all 11 Stowe Hall quads will become quints.
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today
Sean Kingston, Santigold plan to headline Ivies
While not officially confirmed by Bowdoin's Campus Activities Board (CAB), online concert schedules suggest that Sean Kingston and Santigold are slated as headliner acts for Bowdoin's Ivies Weekend, with Saturday, April 25 performances listed for both on campus.
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Rise in TFA applicants at Bowdoin, nationwide
Teach For America (TFA) has experienced a considerable surge in popularity this year, with a 42 percent nationwide increase in the number of applications for the highly competitive program. TFA Recruitment Director Abbey Prior, who is part of the Boston recruitment team, said that the number of Bowdoin applicants this year reflect the positive national trends. However, Prior did not provide the Orient with the specific number of applicants or the number of accepted Bowdoin students as numbers are not available on a school-to-school basis until the entire application process is complete.
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BSG discusses Ivies, gender-neutral housing
At its Wednesday meeting, Bowdoin Student Government (BSG) discussed safety concerns and suggestions to provide students with entertainment and refreshments during Ivies Weekend. BSG President Sophia Seifert '09 told the assembly that Director of Safety and Security Randy Nichols would be present at next week's meeting.
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Bowdoin women gather in panel to recount the College in the '80s
On Monday night, six Bowdoin women came to campus and relived a time when Reagan was president, bright workout gear was all the rage, and Bowdoin still supported fraternities. The panel, titled, "Claiming Spaces: Bowdoin Women of the 1980s," spoke of reclaiming the history of the decade. The event was sponsored by the Gender and Women's Studies program and the Women's Resource Center.
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Bowdoin Brief: Consulting physician added to Dudley Coe staff
As students returned from break, they may have noticed a new face around campus. The health center added a new consulting physician to its staff, Dr. Cindy Asbjornsen. The hiring decision was announced through the student digest during spring break.
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Bowdoin Brief: Druckenmiller '75 earns $260 million in 2008
Not everyone working in the financial world has been adversely affected by the current economic crisis. Just ask hedge fund manager Stanley Druckenmiller '75, who earned a reported $260 million in 2008 as manager for hedge fund Duquesne Capital.
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February 27
College looks to gain funds allocated by stimulus plan
Bowdoin's funding proposals total $10.3 million
Bowdoin can now be added to the list of institutions pursuing funds from the $787 billion economic stimulus package signed on February 17 by President Barack Obama. The College sent a letter to Maine Governor John Baldacci's office, looking to receive state funds for "shovel-ready" construction projects in Brunswick and "green initiatives" around campus, according to Senior Vice President for Finance and Administration and Treasurer Katy Longley.
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February 27
OCS receives 269 apps to study away
Monday's power outage was not the only unexpected setback for Off-Camus Study (OCS) this week. The office also had to attempt to realign the numbers of study abroad applications from the Class of 2011, since many more sophomores have indicated a desire to study abroad in the spring than in the fall.
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February 27
Record numbers apply to College Houses
Residential Life received a record-breaking number of applications for College Houses on Tuesday. Three hundred students will vie for 197 available spots in the eight houses, compared to 218 students who competed for those spots last year. The applicant pool for 2009-2010 comprises 272 rising sophomores and 28 rising juniors and seniors. College Houses contain a total of 205 beds, eight of which are reserved for house proctors.
Opinion
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Editorial: Free speech
On Wednesday afternoon, posters popped up around campus with the Greek letters Phi Chi—the name of a former Bowdoin fraternity as well as the title of a traditional Bowdoin fight song now sung by the Meddiebempsters. The posters, which were hung to advertise tonight's a cappella concert, have since been removed, at the request of Student Activities and Residential Life, for the usage of Greek letters.
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Imagining Bowdoin: A new social contract for the suburbs
What is the one thing our environmentalism, romance with urban rap music, and emphasis on study abroad hold in common? I think it is a disdain for suburban life. I can count on one hand the students I've met here favorably inclined towards these post-war dwelling spaces, yet more than half the students at Bowdoin call one of them "home." What gives?
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Selon Moi: Swinging out of the Bowdoin bubble
On the first and third Friday nights of the month, you will not find me at Bowdoin. I'll be swing dancing at the North Deering Grange Hall, getting a necessary supplement to my liberal arts education.
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Annuit Coeptis: Why Barack Obama's 'smart' policies aren't
After two long weeks of Spring Break, the students of Bowdoin College have finally returned in search of educational excellence. While many students spent those two weeks skiing in the Rocky Mountains or sipping Coronas on some tropical beach, I was busy stockpiling ammunition and firearms.
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The quiet war that hits close to home
With wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and escalating violence in the Middle East, it can be easy to forget about a war that is fought without missiles and tanks (so far at least). Yet the ongoing Mexican drug war is neither less serious in nature nor less relevant to Americans' lives than other conflicts around the world.
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Carbon neutrality is admirable but unlikely
To the Editors: Bowdoin's goal to become carbon-neutral is laudable, but—from a practical standpoint—most likely impossible. Consider that if Bowdoin does not modify its admissions policies and revert to being a regional, "New England," or even "Maine" college (though I am not recommending necessarily that it do so), it will be hard-pressed to compensate for the carbon footprint of all students' travel to and from campus.
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February 27
Editorial: Study abroad?
Of this year's sophomore class, more than half have applied to study off campus next year. With so many Bowdoin students choosing to study away each year, one could hardly call us insular. We boast a wide range of off-campus study options, including destinations from Great Britain to Sri Lanka. Those who go abroad will inevitably be exposed to new cultures and challenges. However, as studying abroad becomes increasingly popular, we should be increasingly wary of considering it the best choice for all students.
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February 27
Imagining Bowdoin: Supplant 'awkwardizing' with improvising
What if, after fumbling the first few lines of the inauguration oath, Justice Roberts or President Obama had blurted, "Awk-wuuuurd!" Surely, an already uncomfortable situation would be rendered far more embarrassing for the nation and it would have humiliated both of them. Given that the pronouncement of "awkward" almost always intensifies the discomfort in an interaction, why does our generation remain addicted to this term?
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February 27
A Sojourn in Civilized Life: Blacked out, Bowdoin bands together
Monday morning, I awoke to find the universal sign for a Bowdoin Blackout: a garbage can holding the door of the bathroom open to let a small flicker of light enter the stall from our common room window. I groaned, knowing, that after walking down 15 flights of stairs to a dining hall buzzing with the artificial energy of a generator, I would have to fight for an outlet to "do homework" in the campus refugee camp.
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February 27
Watson Arena heckling should be expected
To the Editors: After reading a certain letter to the editor concerning "derogatory" terms used at a hockey game ("Hockey game heckling, homophobic, classist," February 20, 2009), I almost threw up. It makes me sick to attend a school dominated by political correctness. Here are my problems with this letter:
Features
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today
Food pantry sees increased demand in deteriorating economic climate
The early-morning lines that form outside of the the Mid Coast Hunger Prevention Program's (MCHPP) food pantry in Brunswick an hour and a half before it opens are longer than ever. When the doors open, the clients (as the food pantry staff respectfully refer to the patrons) file in and wait for a consultation that determines whether or not they are eligible for the free provisions. The clients are split between heads of families and individuals, but many are unemployed or have recently been laid off. The food pantry almost always accepts everyone, and rarely are clients turned away because their income is too high.
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Sex Matters: Celebrating the common denominator of womankind
As many of you I hope know, March is Women's History Month. It is the month when we remember women from all walks of life who have contributed to most every aspect of human existence. It is a month designed to spark solidarity between women in recognizing that, though there has been much progress in terms of women's rights, we still have some way to go. In honor of Women's History Month, I am dedicating this week's sex article to the fascinating anatomy associated with the "fairer sex." This is because, in reading about all those kick-ass women who excelled in their fields and challenged society and the status quo, I am inspired by the fact that I too have a vagina. Even if I never accomplish anything noteworthy with my life, I'll be able to hang onto the fact that I have one thing in common with Marie Curie and Michelle Obama.
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Kidnapped by Style: This spring, show your Wilde side and redefine fashion
In this column, I strive to offer sources of stylistic inspiration from outside the Bowdoin Bubble: magazines, blogs, experience in different cities and countries. Admittedly, some forays are more inspired than others. My column on novelty boxers is more my plea to humanity to cut it out than "inspiration." However, I do think, since the season threatens to change ever so gently, that I should address questions not as of yet covered by my column: "What is style?," "Why does it matter?," and "Why should anyone care?"
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February 27
Africana Studies "reconceived for the 21st century"
Growing up in southwestern Nigeria, Director of Africana Studies Olufemi Vaughan experienced first hand the "range of problems and issues developing out of Africa politically, socially, and culturally." Vaughan, who came to Bowdoin in the fall with a Ph.D. in politics from Oxford and experience teaching at Stony Brook University, is prepared to develop an Africana Studies Department that fully addresses the complexities of the African diaspora and African-American experience.
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February 27
Sexually Suggestive: Sexual identities and the "stifling" nature of categorization
Whenever I come out to someone, particularly a straight someone, there are two questions that I can expect to be asked sooner or later. Question number one: Did you always know you were gay? Question number two: How do lesbians have sex?
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February 27
Students discover alternative forms of housing at Bowdoin
Housing options for sophomores and upperclassmen extend far beyond the traditional realm of Chamberlain and College Houses. These "off the beaten path" options include the fifth floor of Osher, spare rooms in Brunswick theaters, and apartments off Maine Street.
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February 20
American Musicological Society rings from the Chapel
Judging from its modest placard in Bannister Hall, you may never guess that the American Musicological Society's (AMS) headquarters is located there. The AMS, according to Executive Director Robert Judd, "is a membership organization for people who teach music history, music appreciation, or other disciplines related to music like that in humanistic discussion.
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February 20
Sex Matters: When navigating new sexual terrain, let communication be your tour guide
As I hope most of you know, Bowdoin is putting on the "Vagina Monologues" this week. This is my first year being in the "Vagina Monologues" and it's been a great experience. I've been hanging out with some amazing women, perfecting my old woman accent and, probably most importantly, thinking a lot about vaginas.
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February 20
Kidnapped by Style: "The Satorialist": Reclaiming the power of innovation for all
Sometimes confessions are necessary to move forward, so I will go ahead and get this out of the way: I am not an innovator, at least not all of the time. Sure, there are times when I'll put an outfit together that no one else might think of (and, admittedly, sometimes with good reason), but there are other times when I look for inspiration as fervently as everyone else. At such times, images from magazines, newspapers, and news sites come to mind. What was Colin Firth wearing in In Bruges, and why did it seem to fit his character so well? What was Michelle Obama wearing on election night? Was it from J. Crew? However, the age of information offers more specific portals to sartorial thought.
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February 13
Russwurm, Class of 1826, first African American at Bowdoin
In honor of Black History Month, the Orient looks back at the life of John Brown Russwurm
In September of 1826, senior John Brown Russwurm's graduation from Bowdoin not only signaled a significant personal achievement. It was also a milestone for the College.
Arts & Entertainment
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On the road, Meddies head south to serenade crowds
While many Bowdoin students hit the beaches this Spring Break, the Meddiebempsters embarked on a trip of a different sort. Equipped with their recognizable blue blazers and well-known sense of humor, the Meddies, Bowdoin's oldest a cappella group, toured southern states and performed everywhere from college campuses to the Bowdoin Club in Washington D.C. The tour was documented by Christopher Li '11, who created and maintained the Meddies' travel blog throughout the trip. Complete with pictures, sound clips and set lists, the blog was a way for the group to connect with friends, fans, and family while on the road.
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Author Jonathan Safran Foer to "illuminate" Pickard on Tuesday
Pickard Auditorium will be the floor for young New York Times best-selling novelist Jonathan Safran Foer on Tuesday. Foer is the author of several short stories and two novels, "Everything is Illuminated" and "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close." He has been hailed as one of the most controversial and influential authors of the decade. With the success of "Everything is Illuminated" in 2002, Foer rose to the top of the best-seller lists. The novel won numerous awards including the Guardian First Book Prize, the National Jewish Book Award, and the New York Public Library Young Lions Prize.
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Artwork goes behind the scenes to reveal process
The new exhibition in the Center Gallery of the Walker Art Museum, "The Art of Instruction: The Site of Inspiration," is deceptively enchanting. Although it appears to be nothing more than a series of step-by-step tutorial sketches on how to draw and paint, the true significance of the exhibition is revealed upon further reflection. The purpose of this remarkable exhibition is to examine different approaches to the artistic process, highlighted by its application to different media.
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The Beer Geek: Dogfish Head Fort sparkles as a fruit-infused "champagne of beers"
In the cold wind of the everlasting winter that will eventually make its way to spring, it's good to have a beer that keeps you warm and helps you feel protected throughout this extended season. Dogfish Head Fort fits such criteria. It's named Fort since it is meant to be a beer that will last the ages, like a fort is meant to do.
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The Book Nook: Fishburne lights up San Francisco with colorful satire in "Elephant"
Ambition is a driving force for many of us; there are few of us who don't aspire to make an impression on the world, or at least attempt to affect a single frontier. Rodes Fishburne's debut novel "Going to See the Elephant" focuses on the journey of a particular aspirant, Slater Brown. For Slater, the place to begin is San Francisco.
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DJ of the Week: Matt Seward '11 and Evan Fricke '11
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February 27
Seniors reinvigorate classics "Miss Julie" and "Of Mice and Men"
Two seniors, Mo Zhou '09 and Jason Finkelstein '09, are putting new spins on two classic plays as they respectively direct "Miss Julie" and "Of Mice and Men" this weekend and next week. Written by August Strindberg in 1888, "Miss Julie" is the story of a strong-willed woman of high status and the daughter of a count. She flirts with Jean, the count's servant, who is engaged to Kristin, a cook. Miss Julie is self-loathing as well as gender- and class-confused. "She hates men, but she can't help flirting with them," Zhou said.
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February 27
"Hall of Mirrors" reflects Schwartz's innovative composition techniques
Not many people can say they have composed a piece of music for saxophones incorporating the letters of the word "saxophone" into the work, but retired Professor of Music and renowned composer Elliott Schwartz is an exception to most rules. Not only does he experiment with using words in music, he also incorporates percussion and music history on his new album "Hall of Mirrors" and draws on his superior knowledge of great composers to create his own unique sound.
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February 27
Brass ensembles to join forces in Studzinski
Studzinski Recital Hall will not only be filled with the sounds of Bowdoin's two brass ensembles on Monday, but also by those of the United States Air Force Liberty Band's Colonial Brass ensemble. The Colonial Brass ensemble usually maintains a schedule of shows that would make even The Rolling Stones cringe.
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February 27
The Reel World: Addictions and laughter abound in "Confessions of a Shopaholic"
I have a confession to make: I hate shopping. The bright lights and music in malls give me headaches. There are clothes everywhere and I get discombobulated with all the colors. And then there's the money thing. I have a hard time justifying spontaneous purchases and end up just putting things back rather than opening up my wallet. I have another confession to make: I loved "Confessions of a Shopaholic." I may not like shopping, but I did like watching a movie about a young woman so consumed by clothes, shoes, jewelry, and bags that she looks like an animated Vogue ad walking down the streets in Manhattan.
Sports
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today
Men's lacrosse starts season on hot streak
The men's lacrosse team will look to continue its blistering start to the season this weekend on the road at Connecticut College on Saturday. The Polar Bears (5-1, 3-0 NESCAC) are currently ranked 13th in the latest national poll and look poised for a great season. The Camels should provide a tough test for Bowdoin on Saturday. Though just 3-4, and 0-3 in the NESCAC, the team recently dismantled Babson 22-5 and may be on the upswing. "It's going to be a big game," said head coach Tom McCabe. "They may be 0-3 in the league, but every game has been decided by only one or two goals. It is a tough place to play—we'll have to shoot the ball well and play great defense."
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Pitching leads softball to early season success
It was a deep fly ball to centerfield that seemed to turn the momentum in favor of the Bowdoin softball team for the remainder of its spring trip in sunny Florida. Things were starting to look grim for the Polar Bears after losing three of their first four games on the trip. Their bats had stayed quiet and the competition had proved to be formidable. However, in their fifth game, in the bottom of the third inning with a 0-0 score against a tough SUNY New Paltz team, first year Hillary Smyth made a play on that fly ball to deep center that gave the Polar Bears some needed hope.
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Winter sports frozen in postseason
Bowdoin sports hit a roadblock over Spring Break, with men's ice hockey, women's ice hockey, men's basketball and men's swimming and diving all facing difficulties in post-season play. The lone winner was women's basketball, which won the NESCAC championships after failing to win the tournament last season. The women's basketball team received an automatic bid to the NCAA tournament after its conference championship, and pounced on its first opponent Castleton, winning by a score of 72-31. Katie Bergeron '11 led the team with 16 points.
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Athlete of the Season: Luke Fairbanks ’09 and Maria Noucas ’09
The Orient is proud to unveil the inaugural "Orient Male Athlete of the Season" and "Orient Female Athlete of the Season" awards, new honors for a Bowdoin athlete each season. It is awarded to the two athletes for exemplary performance, leadership, and commitment to their respective programs. The recipients are chosen by the editors of the Orient.
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Men's tennis ranked No. 11 in Division III
The men's tennis team (5-2, No. 11 in D-III) returned from its two-week stay in San Clemente, California in good shape and on a three-match win streak. Southern California was an ideal location for the players, who were able to catch Andy Roddick, Josh Isner, and Marty Fish in action at the BNP Paribas Open and even attend a Los Angeles Lakers game. "The team was in high spirits," said Stephen Sullivan '11, who won all but one match at the No. 1 singles position.
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Women's tennis defeats Bates in NESCAC opener
The women's tennis team defeated Bates 7-2 on Thursday afternoon, kicking off its spring NESCAC season on a high note. The top five singles players and the top two doubles teams overpowered Bates, bringing the Bears to an 4-4 overall record. The match was the Bears' first match since returning from their trip to California, where they won three matches and lost four.
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Baseball goes 11-8 on spring trip
The baseball team had an up-and-down trip to Florida during Spring break, going 11-8 over the course of the two weeks. Still, the team showed streaks of brilliance. In the first game against Amherst, the Bears showed particular late-inning guile. Brendan Garner '11 got things going with a single, and three hits and two runs later, Matt Ruane '11 stepped up to the plate with pinch runner Ian Merry '09 on third base. Ruane shrugged off the pressure and lined a single to left, driving in the game-winning run.
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Women's lax moves to 4-3 after win
Spring is back, and so is women's lacrosse. Like the recent Maine weather, the beginning of the lacrosse season has been an up-and-down ride for the Polar Bears, who came into this week's game against Wheaton College with a record of 3-3. Over Spring Break, the team was victorious against Drew, Ohio Wesleyan, and Endicott and suffered one-goal losses to Wesleyan, Trinity, and most recently, Amherst.
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Sailing opens spring with two wins
In the sailing teams' first official races of the spring season, they won the Central Series regatta at Harvard and a race in the Veitor Trophy at Salve Regina. At the Harvard Central Series on March 21, co-captain Doria Cole '09 skippered in the A division with crew Erin Taylor '09. Co-captain Pete Wadden '09, with crew Audrey Hatch '10, skipped for the B division.
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Jeremy is Berning: Top of the NESCAC
A regular season NESCAC championship? Yawn. A league title? Yes ma'am. The NCAA tournament for the 10th straight year? You bet. One of the top 25 teams in the country? Check. If I don't have your attention yet, I'm sorry to disappoint, but you've stumbled on the Orient's sports column. There's not much else the Bowdoin Women's Basketball Team can do. March: the month of mud, spring break and basketball. But in Brunswick, the Madness of March is over and we're left with just the mud and the all-too-distant-and-hazy memories of vacations in the sun. Sure, "The Tourney" still rages on around the country. Brackets are still poised to be made or busted and that company pool prize still seems within reach.