What is the best song to make out to?

EW: "Freakmachine" by Tied and Tickled Trio. Its a sexy instrumental appropriate in any situation requiring freakiness...

What is your second favorite album?

EW: The Kinks Are the Village Green Preservation Society, by the Kinks.

Best concert ever?

VJ: Brian Wilson performing SMiLE in Atlanta. He was probably the least animated person on stage, but it was still incredible. The string section even put on fireman hats for "Mrs. O'Leary's Cow."

If you could go back in time, what concert would you see?

VJ: If I had a time travel device, I'd be tempted to use it more than once.

First stop: September 17, 1966, Shrine Exhibition Hall... The Mothers of Invention opening for The West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band. They had some nasty light show to compete with the Velvet Underground's Exploding Plastic Inevitable which was set up elsewhere in L.A.

Second stop: any Damo Suzuki-era Can show where they play "Vitamin C," because I won't believe mortals can produce that level of funkiness until I see it.

Wheeler's show, "Attack of the Septagon" can be heard Wednesday mornings from 8:00 a.m. to 9:30 a.m. on WBOR 91.1 FM.